Man 1: Hey, Dave, you going to the game today?
Dave: I don’t see that happening. We have so much wood to measure. You know how long that can take.
Man 1: Not today. I’ve got a secret weapon.
Man 1: I’ve got the Wagner MMC 220, the fastest meter out there.
Dave: How fast?
Man 1: A lot faster. Fast enough to blow that pin meter out of the water.
Dave: You’re crazy.
Man 1: Oh, really. You want to put a little something on that?
Dave: Absolutely. What do I get when I win?
Man 1: Loser pays for pizza.
Dave: You got it.
Man 1: All right. Measure this wood every 12 inches. Ready?
Man 1: Set.
Man 1: Done.
Dave: How’d you do that?
Man 1: Wagner’s IntelliSense Technology reads in the wood with no holes. No upside down readings. So fast it looks like it got me free pizza. Oh, and by the way, I like anchovies.
Dave: Yeah, I know.
Man 1: Bye. Don’t be late.
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